July 2011
Wow! This spambot is HOSTILE! You need to go to anger management, Mr. or Miss Spam Bot. Either way, you’re freaking me out, so bugger off. Like I told the last spam bot, I’m not into robots.
Also, I’ve taken off anonymous commenting. I’ve only gotten two of these, but I’m already bored of it.
Pretty sure I haven’t, Mr. or Miss Spam Bot. Robots are actually pretty freaky when they’re naked, what with all their parts showing and all. :x Actually, to hell with it. You’re better than a real person, lacking those disgusting reproductive organs. Pity I’m not a robotophile. Sorry.
Look at your partner
Now back at me
Now back at your partner
Now back to me
Sadly she isn’t me
Now if you stop being a pussy and do your job properly you could have a partner as awesome as me
look down
back up
where are you?
you’re in a helicopter with the partner your partner could be like
look at your hand
back at me
I have it
its a chest with two pieces of materia that you love
look again the materia are now gil
anything is possible when your partner is superior and not a pussy
I’m in a bathtub.
An update on something we tumblr!bombed earlier this month:
The winner of the Amp Radio contest, named by the station only as a musician called Avery, tallied 76 per cent of 30,000 online votes.
[trigger warning: do not read the comments. Cissexism, anti-trans crap and misgendering abound.]
8D
8D 8D 8D
yeah ignore the comments but
THIS IS AWESOME
I did not read the comments, but I did read the article and this was the first I knew that there were cancer patients in the running—I’d made some bad assumptions myself. I feel for those women, but they still have more options available to them than Avery. I have a transgendered friend in Red Deer, I know how bad it can be.
JUST TO MAKE MY DASH A LITTLE NEATER.
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Anonymous asked you:
How do you insert gifs into posts?? *feels pitiful*
There should be a little image button in your post, that looks like a tree. click on that, and insert the URL of the image/gif you want to post, which means you’d have to upload it to a image hosting site like photobucket in order to have an image URL.
Anonymous asked you:I’m renting you next<33 and keeping you in my basement. hurr *winky face* Don’t worry.. I’m a girl :o
So, then i’ll be like that movie you rent out, and you watch it once, and you keep it in the player, your basement, all week until you have to return me. Well, i guess if you play me everyday while i’m stuck inside, i suppose that’ll be okay.ebonrune asked you:
So I heard you’re for rent. What about rent to own?
Possibly. The question is..are you ready for that? Do you have enough to own me? It’s like renting out a movie and eventually deciding to buy the blu-ray disc but do you have a blu-ray player to play it?
Anonymous asked you:
AKUROKU? 8D
INCOMPLETE SENTENCE. I CAN’T COMPUTE IT.
Why yes, I do have a Blu-Ray player! I have two, actually. (One of which is my PS3) You can share space with Advent Children Complete.
I copied this post off of susan’s
“My local radio station is having this contest, “The Breast Summer Ever” in which the company will fully fund the breast augmentation of the winning woman, on a voting system. I just wanted to bring to your attention that anyone can vote, and one of our own, a transwoman named Avery (#4) has made the top ten, causing a but of controversy in our very conservative city. I think that it would send a very strong message, not to mention make her dream come true if she was to win. But there is no way that she can do it without the help of the community. All you have to do is press a button and your vote is cast. As I’m sure you are all aware, transphobia rates decrease with the ability to pass, and just imagine what this would do to her self esteem. you can vote here”
IS THIS A THING THAT HAPPENED
I’m not sure how I feel about this. 8|a
PFFFT! TOO RIGHT!
Nathanialroyale (Who is currently feeling under the weather): I am a moldy waffer.
Nathanialroyale: How did that even get started anyway?
Me: What? Calling you a waffer?
Nathanialroyale: Yeah.
Me: …..I donno. It just seemed to make sense. You are a Nathy Waffer. I just started calling you that, and you went with it.
Nathanialroyale: And right now I am a moldy waffer.
Me: Yes. And the rest of the time you are a nommable mango waffer.
Nathanialroyale: *Laughs* I am a unique flavor of waffer!
Me: And I nom nom nom.
No, our conversations don’t have sexual undertones! Not at all!
—
Sephiroth blinked at her, straightening up, visibly taken aback. “I….what?” He shook his head out, not in denial of her words, but just in shock of them. “I don’t know how.” He said after, not meeting her gaze. “I told you. I’d never found anyone attractive before I saw you in that magazine. I don’t know how.” So young in that moment, so insecure. Very much not the General, because with her, he didn’t have to be.
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Taking a deep breath and expelling it,”Then, may I teach you?” Mallie asked her hands taking up his and grasping them with her fragile boned fingers. “…I want to show you things you could never have, do things by yourside that bring you joy.” I don’t know what I can and cannot say, and all I want to do is tell you I love you, and I feel like I’m some fourteen year old again with her first crush and it’s scaring the hell out of me! But for you I will remain strong because you need me too, because you always have to be strong…So I’ll be strong for you.
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
omg, feng shui knows about tumblr!
This shit better be relevant. I need some $mad chedda$



























