Nathan: So, my parents are going to be taking 30-40 minutes to get bread.
Me: …….Where the hell are they going to get bread? Edmonton?!
Me: Or are they getting it from their back street dealer? He’s got it hidden in his coat or something.
Me: ‘Hey, come buy my bread. I’ve got whole wheat. Baked it just this morning. Go on, give it a squeeze!’
Nathan: ‘This is some fresh shit, yo. All the kiddies want it. Come into my van.’
Me: Bread. It’s the new candy. Now with raisins and cinnamon!
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